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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Beer Talk Pt 1

Okay, so I'm not just a snob about my coffee... I don't drink beer like other's either.  I search for excellence, the most exceptional and surprising beer I can find.  I went searching through the volumes of beer in the local liquor super store... I found a sweet mix-a-six deal, but then I discovered this deal's sexy big brother... the mix-a-twelve   YES PLEASE!! That's 12 different "asshole" beers (that's what my friends call them when they see me drinking something they've never heard of)   Well, I found this delicious new friend, his name is Arrogant Bastard Ale. It's AMAZING!!!  It's dark, and has so much depth of flavor, a hint of spice, and so much more. It was incredible when I poured it, it was an impressive sight, unfortunately I missed the opportunity to take a picture but I found a slightly less impressive shot online.
Mine had a slightly more stellar head on it.  Then again I'm much too prissy about that stuff because I'm the proudest bartender on the planet.  I was so excited about this beer that on my next trip to the liquormart I picked up it's ultra angry cohort Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale.  That was the single worst idea I've ever had, it was disgusting, I like my beer to have flavor, but this thing was like sucking on burnt oak bark dipped in clove extract.  It was bitter, and surprisingly dry, very heavy on the stomach. The good spice notes were completely negated by the harsh bitterness that hung on forever.   However, look at how beautiful it looks in this glass, I managed to get a picture of this one because once I smelled it I couldn't bring myself to sip it right away.
Watch out, the labels are deceiving, the word "Oaked" is placed in such a way that if you're just grabbing, you can easily miss it.  It was a major disappointment after how delicious the non oaked version was.
I have found several other's and the minute I start gathering myself to write more I'll post beer talk part 2.    Try Arrogant Bastard Ale  for real though, if you like your dark spiced beers, this one's so for you.

Serously?!

Okay, relationship inquisition for the world out there. The boyfriend in question ignores the girlfriend, she keeps quiet to avoid being a nag and tries really hard to just accept that he's busy and that he'll be around when he has time.... 2 weeks go by and finally the girlfriend goes off and says to him "You can't keep ignoring me, I can't stay in a relationship where I feel like I'm worthless."  He accepts this, apologizes, and shows 3 straight days of steady improvement.  The next 2 days he's back to his usual business of ignoring her because he's 'busy'.    What's the girl to do in this wretched situation? She loves him and doesn't want it to end this way.

PS  I'm on my 5th day without coffee, no wonder I'm depressed!!!!